Q. What is four inches and keeps a woman in bed all day? A. Snow
Just been out for a run. Sure, it was a beer run but I was still sweating by the end.
Q. Why did God create man before woman. A. Because you’re suppose to practice first before you create your final masterpiece.
Yo mama’s so fat the only exercise she gets is when she chases the ice cream van!
Got some cheap aftershave from China the other day, no wonder they all have eyes like that.
My wife left me for a weather man. She’ll be mist.