Man: Do you think small things are cute? Woman: Yes Man: Well that’s a relief because my cock and bank balance are tiny.
Does anyone know where I can register to become a sex offender?
Is it still rape if we’re standing under mistletoe?
If laughter is the best medicine then does that mean it’s OK to laugh at people in wheelchairs?
My wife took a pregnancy test today and my worst fear was confirmed… she’s just a fat pig.
Losing my virginity was like my first football game. It hurt a lot but at least my dad came.