My best friend recently became a transvestite and got a boob job. I’ll never be able to look him in the face again.
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
What’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza. A pizza doesn’t scream when it is being baked in the oven.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to see a doctor the other day because she found a crack in her ass.
A women told me she has 12 breasts the other day. Sounds strange.. dozen tit?
Q. What do you call a Pakistani stood between two houses?
A. Ali