Had some ‘surprise sex’ last night or ‘rape’ as the judge likes to call it.
I have blue eyes. I got them from my father. My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father.
I’m really worried about my parrot. He keeps saying, “I can’t go on, I hate my life”. My roommate’s too selfish to notice. He’s always crying.
Q. What do eggs do for fun? A. Karayoke
Just woken up with rice on my face. I must have fallen asleep as soon as my head hit the pilau.
Why did the semen cross the road?
Because I hadn’t jacked off in 2 weeks.