Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jan

Thinking

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+20 -22

Isn’t it so weird when you’re thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?

Anyway, my dad just caught me masterbating.

Nov

Virus

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+20 -22

We’re lucky the Corona virus happened in 2020.
Imagine if this happened in 2003?
We’d be trapped in our houses for months playing f*cking snake on a Nokia 3310.

Sep

Running

By Dave

in General Jokes

+28 -30

Just had the strangest experience. The lady walking ahead of me sped up, so I did, she began running so I ran too, she screamed so I screamed as well. I never even saw what we were running from.

Mar

the hypnotist

By charlistings

in Dirty Jokes

+32 -34

A hypnotist was brutally attacked on stage yesterday after he instructed a member of the audience to pretend to be a lion.

Dec

Welshman

By Aled

in Racist Jokes

+61 -63

What do you call a Welshman with loads of girlfriends?
A Sheppard.

Nov

Best Friend

By Vinnie

in Dirty Jokes

+40 -42

My best friend recently became a transvestite and got a boob job. I’ll never be able to look him in the face again.