Punched a doctor this morning after I misheard.
Apparently he told my wife she had ‘acute angina’.
Just seen a man at the beach shouting “Help, shark! Help!”. What an idiot, how can a shark help a human?
What do you call a Pakistani joiner? A-med-a-shed
There’s only 3 things I hate about my job. 1. Waking up. 2. The people 3. Working
Feeling quite depressed. Gave my friend $10’000 for plastic surgery but now I don’t know what he looks like.
Q:What do you do if your wife keeps moaning at you?
A:Put the phone down and order another drink from the bar.