Rescue cats are rubbish. My grandma fell down the stairs the other day and the cat did f*ck all.
Get some salad and stab it twenty three times.
Just got fired from my job recently for concentrating too much. I work at an orange juice factory!
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the dentist to fix the Bluetooth on her iPhone.
Did you hear about the Indian wife beater?
He punches his wife every day at 7pm on the dot.
It’s sad to see so much violence coming from the Muslim community in recent weeks. On the plus side my local Halal butcher has had some great deals on meat.