Q. What do you do if your wife comes crawling back?
A. Drag her back into the garden and make sure you dig the hole deeper.
Every woman is beautiful… it’s just a matter of how much alcohol you need to see it!
Isn’t it funny how the more you lie around in the sun and do nothing the darker your skin goes.
I tried phone sex last night but the holes where too small.
Punched a doctor this morning after I misheard.
Apparently he told my wife she had ‘acute angina’.
Women love a man brimming with confidence. Because, without that, what’s left to destroy?