Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jun

Funerals

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+34 -29

Three things funerals and sex have in common!

1. They both put a stiff in a box.
2. They both require lots of tissues.
3. They can both sometimes make people cry.

Jan

zoo

By Sam

in Relationship Jokes

+12 -7

My girlfriend asked me to take her to the zoo yesterday. I told her if they want to collect her they know where she lives.

Mar

25 Years Today

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+18 -13

Been with my wife 25 years today. Having sex with the same person for all that time takes a lot of dedication. I don’t know how she managed it.

Feb

Trash

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+19 -14

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife before bed.

Wife: Have you emptied the trash tonight?
Husband: Erm no, I’ll do it in the morning.
Wife: What about the cat?
Husband: I can ask but I think it might be a bit too heavy for him to lift.

Nov

Married

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+16 -11

The following conversation took place between me and my girlfriend.

Girlfriend: Do you want to get married?
Me: Sure.
Girlfriend: Great, when?
Me: Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl.

Sep

Communism

By Fidel

in Political Jokes

+13 -8

Some people love communism but personally I think it raises a lot of red flags.