What do you call an expert fisherman? A Master Baiter.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Q. What do you call a muscular Arab Price? A. Protein Sheikh
The following conversation took place in a hospital.
Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man is here, he says he had an appointment.” Doctor: “Tell him i cant see him.”
Been getting in touch with my inner self recently.
Couldn’t find any toilet paper at my local supermarket.
Three Rules of Marriage to avoid disaster. 1. Never come home at 4am and ask for breakfast. 2. Never leave the toilet seat up. 3. Wife is never wrong.