Heard on the radio today that bad drivers are gonna be getting £100 fines. Seems a bit sexist.
im not an expert with cactuses but i know a prick when i see one
Did you know there is a large breed of chicken that is black and lays black eggs? Don’t believe me?
Just Google “big black cocks”.
Mary had a little lamb, fries, salad and a bottle of coke.
T-shirt stands for Tyrannosaurus-Shirt because it has short arms.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it… My illegal logging business is a great success.