My wife is so bad at cooking we usually pray after eating our food.
Last night my wife came up to me wearing sexy lingerie and told me I can do anything I want so I decided to tie her up and go to the bar for a few drinks.
I hate job interviews, they always end badly. I just never seem to be able to pick the right moment to lean in and go for the kiss.
Had a one night stand last year that went horribly wrong, we’re now married.
A friend says to me “What rhymes with orange?” I said “No, it doesn’t!”
Did you fall from heaven????
Because your face is pretty messed up!!