Went on a date last night which was a total disaster. The girl told he over the phone she was expecting a baby, so I went to the pub wearing nothing but a nappy, felt like a right f*cking idiot!
What do you call an expert fisherman? A Master Baiter.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Q. What do you call a muscular Arab Price? A. Protein Sheikh
The following conversation took place in a hospital.
Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man is here, he says he had an appointment.” Doctor: “Tell him i cant see him.”
Did you fall from heaven????
Because your face is pretty messed up!!