Last night my wife told me she doesn’t like giving bl*wjobs because her jaw starts to hurt. Seems to work fine when she talks for hours on end.
Schools have come under pressure recently as large numbers of students have been getting bad exam results. On the plus side pregnancy test results are at an all-time high.
If a parrot is able to recite the Lords Prayer does that make it a bird of prey?
Bonjour Madam, Are you a tower??? Because Eiffel for you!
Someone called me racist the other day. I can’t be racist, my wife has a black eye.
Q: What has three balls and comes from outer space? A: E.T. the extra testicle.