Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Scientists Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+63 -56

Me: Do you here what scientists are saying?
Her: No what.
Me: That there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

Payday Loan

in Political Jokes
+18 -11

The UK government has recently referred to payday loan companies as “idiotic” for trying to target children and get them into debt. I agree, everyone knows the best way to get a child into debt is to offer them a student loan.

Mouse Trap

in Dirty Jokes
+36 -29

Got a really nasty injury today from a mouse trap I didn’t see. That’s the last time I ever do push-ups in the nude.

Food Banks

in Political Jokes
+35 -28

It looks like food banks are just as corrupt as normal banks. I deposited a pack of biscuits at my food bank last week and when I went to collect them today they told me they had gone.

ATM Machines

in Yo Mama Jokes
+23 -16

Yo mama is so stupid she stands on one leg at the ATM machines to check her balance.

Fastest Sea

in Disabled Jokes
+43 -36

What’s the fastest thing in the sea?

Stevie Wonder’s Ferrari.