What do you call an Indian with a dot on his head? A push start. What do you call an Indian with a turban on his head? A pull start.
If a parrot is able to recite the Lords Prayer does that make it a bird of prey?
Schools have come under pressure recently as large numbers of students have been getting bad exam results. On the plus side pregnancy test results are at an all-time high.
My friend called me a ‘tool’ so I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. I guess he was right.
I think my local mosque has a bouncy castle inside, every time I go past I always see a big pile of shoes in the doorway.
Just had the following conversation with my girlfriend.
Girlfriend: I’ve had enough, I’m leaving you because you’re too cocky. Me: That’s cool. Make sure you close the door on your way back in.