What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone.
If you download mp3s while on holiday in Jamaica, does that make you a ‘Pirate of the Caribbean’?
To celebrate the new year last night I decided to organize a threesome…
Unfortunately I was the only person who showed up but I still had a great time.
My last girlfriend had to change her name to Sandy because she was so wet all the time.
Just handed in my resignation to quit my job as a psychic. I just don’t see a future in it.
Q. What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?
A. Reload and try again.