If harry potter really has magic powers why can’t he cure his bad eyesight?
“Because I’m really hot!” is the wrong answer when you get pulled over by the police.
The problem with twitter is that you always run out of chara-
My wife created a website earlier today to give advice to people who are victims of domestic abuse. She’s had 50 hits today already.
This chat-up line is to be used when you’re sitting on the bus and you see a woman standing because it’s full.
Man: Hi Woman: Hi Man: I would offer you my seat but I’ve got a massive boner right now.
Getting a job as an airline pilot is really difficult, especially if your name is Mr G. Hadd.