The man who invented auto-correct spell checking died today. Restaurant in peace.
Just been fired from my job as an airline pilot for smoking weed on my first day 🙁 .
Apparently I misunderstood them when they told me to “get high” after takeoff.
Just found out that I’m colourblind…
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
They told me I’d never be good at Poetry because I’m dyslexic.
So far I’ve made 2 Vases, a Jug and a teapot.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
The idea that women only belong in the kitchen is totally wrong….. The rest of the house needs to be cleaned as well.