The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Brides

in Relationship Jokes
+35 -73

Why do brides wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator.

Freezer

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+7 -55

My wife shouted at me today for forgetting to take the lamb out the freezer. Sadly it couldn’t withstand the freezing temperatures and died after a couple of hours.

Swallowed

in Dirty Jokes
+17 -65

My wife swallowed my man yogurt this morning for the first time.

I don’t she’ll ever ask me to make her a sandwich again.

Cooking Lessons

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -78

My wife recently starting taking cooking lessons and last night she surprised me by making spaghetti puttanesca with freshly baked garlic bread. After we finished the meal she said “Now be brutally honest, what did you think?”. I said “That meal was incredible, you fat c*nt”.