18Sep Cheating By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +28 -28 Think my wife might be cheating on me. Every time I put the key in the lock to get in my house the parrot shouts “Quick out the window, quick out the window”.
31Oct Marriage By ClaireA in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +37 -37 When you get married you get 3 rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffer-ring.
29Jul Adopt Baby By Vic in Surreal Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +15 -15 Me and my wife tried to adopt a baby last week but unfortunately the supermarket security guards saw us on CCTV and we were arrested.
21Sep Two left feet By george in Disabled Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +24 -25 My wifes dancing is terrible, she has two left feet. I should never have married a woman from Chernobyl.
09Apr Lockdown By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Virus jokes, Wife Jokes +24 -25 Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown: -Not saying sorry -Saying sorry and not meaning it -Saying sorry -Not saying anything -Saying anything -Breathing!!
21Dec Wife Left Me By George in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +7 -9 Since my wife left me I’ve been left with a really big gap to fill.. She was quite fat and we had a memory foam mattress.