The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Never Satisfied

in Relationship Jokes
+9 -27

My wife is never satisfied. She wanted me to build a bathroom next to our bedroom but I just got us some plastic bedsheets instead.

Christmas Present

in Dirty Jokes
+6 -25

Went shopping earlier today and got my wife something for her vaggina as a Christmas present, it’s called ‘DE-ICER’.

1 month

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -31

My wife asked me if I would change our 1 month old son.

I told her I liked the one we have.

Fake

in Dirty Jokes
+34 -54

Managed to fake my first orgasm with my wife the other night. I just made a loud grunting noise and then poured warm yogurt on her ass.

Threesome

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+30 -51

Me and my wife had a threesome last night with my best friend, it was the most incredible sex we’ve ever had. I know he enjoyed it as well, his tail hasn’t stopped wagging since.

Cold

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -43

Me and my wife have a difficult relationship. She’s a really cold person. She’s so cold that her side of the waterbed often freezes.