12Jul Never Satisfied By asdasdasd in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +9 -27 My wife is never satisfied. She wanted me to build a bathroom next to our bedroom but I just got us some plastic bedsheets instead.
06Dec Christmas Present By Dave in Dirty Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +6 -25 Went shopping earlier today and got my wife something for her vaggina as a Christmas present, it’s called ‘DE-ICER’.
17Aug 1 month By MarkA in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +12 -31 My wife asked me if I would change our 1 month old son. I told her I liked the one we have.
23Jun Fake By Dave in Dirty Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +34 -54 Managed to fake my first orgasm with my wife the other night. I just made a loud grunting noise and then poured warm yogurt on her ass.
27Jun Threesome By Simon in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +30 -51 Me and my wife had a threesome last night with my best friend, it was the most incredible sex we’ve ever had. I know he enjoyed it as well, his tail hasn’t stopped wagging since.
05Dec Cold By Ronaldo in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +19 -43 Me and my wife have a difficult relationship. She’s a really cold person. She’s so cold that her side of the waterbed often freezes.