18Nov Candlelit Dinner By Tom in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +18 -44 Me and my wife had a candlelit dinner for the first time last night. It was terrible, everything was really under-cooked and tasted of wax.
05Jun Bag and Belt By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +14 -41 My wife wanted a bag and a belt for her birthday so I got her a vacuum cleaner.
05Sep Experimenting By Bernard in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +10 -39 Spent the whole of last night experimenting with drugs. I put acid into my wife’s tea.
28Aug Love Minorities By Stewart in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +49 -78 I love minorities. My wife is actually an intelligent woman.
15Aug Egg Cooking Advice By Chef James in Surreal Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +8 -38 Instead of wasting money on costly egg timers simply boil your egg to perfection by getting in your car and driving at 60 mph for exactly 3 miles. When you reach the 3 mile mark call your wife and tell her to take it out the pan.
17Sep Special Olympics By Dave in Disabled Jokes, Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +16 -47 I first met my wife at the London 2012 Special Olympics, it was a no brainier.