The Best Funny Wife Jokes

The following conversation took place between an unemployed husband and his wife.
Husband: Today I’m gonna take you out for a meal.
Wife: Wow, did you manage to find a job?
Husband: No, I lost the house playing poker.

Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape, but she got really angry when I started to hold auditions for her part.

Last night my wife came up to me wearing sexy lingerie and told me I can do anything I want so I decided to tie her up and go to the bar for a few drinks.

Last night I spent the entire evening watching Jaws 3. My wife, her mother and her sister all came over and were talking all night.

What’s the difference between a whore and a wife?

A wife accepts credit cards.