The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Last night my wife came up to me wearing sexy lingerie and told me I can do anything I want so I decided to tie her up and go to the bar for a few drinks.

Last night I spent the entire evening watching Jaws 3. My wife, her mother and her sister all came over and were talking all night.

What’s the difference between a whore and a wife?

A wife accepts credit cards.

After having a wife for 10 years I finally understand why the word gay also means happy.

My wife is so bad at cooking we usually pray after eating our food.

What’s the difference between a wife and a job? A job still sucks after 10 years.