The Best Funny Virus jokes

Covid19 Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+14 -42

Hey babe! Did you know that Covid19 isn’t spread by genitals?

Covid19

in General Jokes
+16 -45

Went to the doctors toady and he told me I have Covid19. I asked him for a 2nd opinion and then he told me I was an ugly cunt as well.

Time Off

in General Jokes
+20 -61

Lied to my boss about having Coronavirus so I could get time off work but now my workplace has arranged for me to have a medical examination. If anyone can infect me with the real virus within the next 24 hours that would be much appreciated.