The Best Funny Virus jokes

Masks

in Dirty Jokes
+6 -27

Some people think masks aren’t beneficial but I think they’re superb for protection. I’ve done about 10 rapes so far in 2020 and still not been caught.

Vaccine

in Political Jokes
+10 -33

Scientists have just discovered the ultimate vaccine for killing Covid19.

It’s called ‘Chuck Norris’, he can kill anything, any place any time.

Asda Delivery

in Political Jokes
+14 -44

Finally got an Asda delivery slot for my shopping. I’ve ordered Turkey, sprouts and some Christmas crackers.

Covid19 Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+14 -46

Hey babe! Did you know that Covid19 isn’t spread by genitals?

Covid19

in General Jokes
+17 -56

Went to the doctors toady and he told me I have Covid19. I asked him for a 2nd opinion and then he told me I was an ugly cunt as well.

Time Off

in General Jokes
+21 -68

Lied to my boss about having Coronavirus so I could get time off work but now my workplace has arranged for me to have a medical examination. If anyone can infect me with the real virus within the next 24 hours that would be much appreciated.