The Best Funny Virus jokes

Vaccine

in Political Jokes
+8 -6

Just had the Covid vaccine. Anyone know where I can get a Windows 10 upgrade and Office 365? Just had a sudden urge to buy Microsoft software.

Trump

in Political Jokes
+37 -35

Trump just got the full 2020 experience.
He caught Covid, lost his job and soon he’ll be evicted from his house.

Lockdown

in Relationship Jokes
+24 -25

Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown:

-Not saying sorry
-Saying sorry and not meaning it
-Saying sorry
-Not saying anything
-Saying anything
-Breathing!!

CoronaVirus Joke

in Political Jokes
+8 -9

I heard a really great Coronavirus joke the other day but I don’t want to spread it.

Vacations

in Political Jokes
+4 -7

I read on the internet recently that the government might make vacations mandatory. I really hope so. Would love to go to the Bahamas.