The Best Funny Virus jokes

Tested Positive

in General Jokes
+14 -23

Just tested positive for a ‘big ass’.

Looks like I now need to social distance myself from the kitchen.

corona virus pick-up line

in Pick Up Lines
+30 -40

have you got corona virus? because I cant stop looking at a-choo!!

Vaccine

in Political Jokes
+6 -19

Scientists have just discovered the ultimate vaccine for killing Covid19.

It’s called ‘Chuck Norris’, he can kill anything, any place any time.

Stephen Hawking

in Disabled Jokes
+22 -44

World renowned scientist Stephen Hawking passed away earlier today after catching a virus. Microsoft have issued an apology for having bad security on Windows 10.

Asda Delivery

in Political Jokes
+13 -38

Finally got an Asda delivery slot for my shopping. I’ve ordered Turkey, sprouts and some Christmas crackers.