The Best Funny Virus jokes

Lockdown

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -18

Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown:

-Not saying sorry
-Saying sorry and not meaning it
-Saying sorry
-Not saying anything
-Saying anything
-Breathing!!

Wife Like Computer

in Relationship Jokes
+22 -29

Three reasons why my wife is like a computer.

1. She’s good at remembering credit card details.
2. She knows everything about every subject.
3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirty with her.

corona virus pick-up line

in Pick Up Lines
+26 -37

have you got corona virus? because I cant stop looking at a-choo!!

Stephen Hawking

in Disabled Jokes
+22 -44

World renowned scientist Stephen Hawking passed away earlier today after catching a virus. Microsoft have issued an apology for having bad security on Windows 10.

Covid19

in General Jokes
+12 -36

Went to the doctors toady and he told me I have Covid19. I asked him for a 2nd opinion and then he told me I was an ugly cunt as well.