The Best Funny Virus jokes

3 Step Covid Test

in Political Jokes
+33 -21

1. Pour a glass of wine
2. If you can smell it you don’t have Covid
3. If you can taste it you don’t have Covid

Repeat 15 times just be to sure.

Virus Over

in Relationship Jokes
+32 -20

When this virus is over I really hope people continue to stay the hell away from me.

Birthdays

in Political Jokes
+20 -9

Scientists have recently discovered that having birthdays is good for your health. The more birthdays you have the longer you live.

Break Up Ideas

in Relationship Jokes
+33 -25

If you break up with your girlfriend and she wants to move out make sure you order her a taxi for 8pm on Thursday. That way with everyone clapping it’ll look like the whole street is glad to see the back of her.

Indian Vaccine

in Racist Jokes
+15 -8

Scientists in India have now invented a new Covid Vaccine.

It’s called the Pun-jab.