The Best Funny Virus jokes

3 Step Covid Test

in Political Jokes
+6 -2

1. Pour a glass of wine
2. If you can smell it you don’t have Covid
3. If you can taste it you don’t have Covid

Repeat 15 times just be to sure.


in Political Jokes
+31 -31

I haven’t seen a virus like this since pornhub destroyed my mom’s desktop in 2005.


in Relationship Jokes
+20 -22

Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown:

-Not saying sorry
-Saying sorry and not meaning it
-Saying sorry
-Not saying anything
-Saying anything

Summer Holiday

in General Jokes
+21 -26

This is the first year I can’t have a summer holiday in the Bahamas because of Covid19. I normally can’t have a holiday in the Bahamas because I’m too poor.

Wife Like Computer

in Relationship Jokes
+22 -29

Three reasons why my wife is like a computer.

1. She’s good at remembering credit card details.
2. She knows everything about every subject.
3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirty with her.