The Best Funny Jew Jokes

First date with a Jewish girl didn’t go too well tonight. I heard women love a man in uniform but apparently not a German SS uniform from the 1940s.

What’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza.
A pizza doesn’t scream when it is being baked in the oven.

Q. Why do Jews have big noses?
A. Because air is free.

What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew ?

Santa Claus goes down the chimney.

Why do Jews put double glazing on their houses? So their kids can’t hear the ice-cream man.