The Best Funny Jew Jokes

Pokemon

in Racist Jokes
+22 -37

Q. What did you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer?

A. Ash

Palestinian Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+2 -21

Are you the Palestinian territories because I want to go deep inside you and colonize.

German Market

in Racist Jokes
+60 -79

Went to a German market last week. My Jewish granddad would have been so proud to see me enjoying the hard work of hundreds of Germans locked in tiny wooden sheds.

Cyrus Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+7 -27

On a scale of Cyrus to Jewish, how tight are you?

Hitler

in Political Jokes
+27 -47

People are always complaining about what Hitler did to the Jews.
What about what he did to the rest of us?
He ruined the life of kids named Adolf and he ruined a great mustache style.

Banks

in Religious Jokes
+25 -45

What do you call a banker with hayfever?

AJEW!!