The Best Funny Jew Jokes

Q. Why did the Jewish man who walked into Starbucks and get hired straight away?

A. Because Hebrews great coffee.

Q. Why do Jews hate German food?

A. It gives them gas!

Did you hear about the Jew who had attention deficit disorder.
He got put into a concentration camp.

Really love my 19th century gold pocket watch. My Jewish grandfather sold it to me on his deathbed.

Q. What do you call a gay Jew?
A. A Heblew

Q: How do you pick up a Jewish girl?
A: With a dustpan