The Best Funny Jew Jokes

Tourette’s

in Racist Jokes
+46 -19

My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette’s suffering girlfriend for years now.  I always wondered what kept them together.

Then I saw the swear jar.

The Bible

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes
+65 -55

I used to think that the bible was true until I read the story about a Jew giving away free fish and bread.

Smart

in Racist Jokes
+41 -36

Went to a party last night. I thought I looked pretty smart, but some Jewish c*nt came up to me and said “The ’70s called… They want their shirt back!” so I said, “The ’40s called… your shower’s ready.”

Quarterback

in Racist Jokes
+22 -17

What is the object of Jewish football?

To get the quarter back.

First Date

in Racist Jokes
+6 -4

First date with a Jewish girl didn’t go too well tonight. I heard women love a man in uniform but apparently not a German SS uniform from the 1940s.