The Best Funny Chinese Jokes

Super Glue

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call a Chinese person who accidentally brushes his teeth with super glue?

Foo King Mong

Chinese Sailors

in Animal Jokes
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Did you hear about the 6 Chinese sailors who were killed by a killer whale?
Apparently it was an orca-strated attack.

Love 69

in Racist Jokes
+37 -77

Why do Chinese people love trying a 69?
Because sizzling beef in Szechuan sauce is their favourite meal.


in Racist Jokes
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A kind-hearted German, a brave Frenchman, a thin American, a Chinese man with distinct facial features and an African man with a small c*ck walk into a bar and a Jew says, “Drinks are on me”.