Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Smaller

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What’s red, sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby with a potato peeler.

Childs Book

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If a child can read then doesn’t that make every book a child’s book?

Giant Mushroom

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I had a dream this morning that I was floating on a giant mushroom but when I woke up I was shocked to discover that I’d actually crashed into a nursery.