Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.
06
Sep

History Of Earth

By Thom
in Surreal Jokes
+4 -27

If you condense the history of the Earth into one day.

0:00 ——————->Earth and solar system is formed.
6:00 ——————->First life appears
22:35 ——————>First dinosaurs appear
22:45 ——————>First mammals appear
23:20 ——————>Dinosaurs extinct
23:59 & 58 secs—->First modern humans appear
23:59 & 59.96 secs>Jesus is born
0:00 ——————–>Finally get to see a Justin Bieber concert

21
Jan

Male Bra

By Karl
in Surreal Jokes
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+6 -30

Why do men who wear bras get ridiculed? I wore one the other day when I went shopping and it was great for carrying my melons home.

03
Jan

Bricks

By TomK
in Surreal Jokes
+7 -32

Been shittin bricks for the past few days. I accidentally swallowed some Lego over Christmas.

04
Apr

Pizza Hut

By Dave
in Surreal Jokes
+28 -57

A pizza is like a pie chart that shows you how much pizza you have left. This is why a lot of mathematicians work at Pizza Hut.

15
Aug

Egg Cooking Advice

By Chef James
in Surreal Jokes
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+8 -38

Instead of wasting money on costly egg timers simply boil your egg to perfection by getting in your car and driving at 60 mph for exactly 3 miles. When you reach the 3 mile mark call your wife and tell her to take it out the pan.

01
Sep

Heaven

By Dave
in Religious Jokes, Surreal Jokes
+30 -61

Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vagina.

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