Best Funny Surreal Jokes

What if Peter Pan and the lost boys are actually the wondering souls of abortions?

That would explain Captain Hook.

Hello bacon my old friend.
I’ve like to eat some more of you again.
Because an odor softly creeping.
Filled my dreams whilst I was sleeping.
And the taste that was planted in my brain, still remains.
Echoed within the sound of sizzling.

“How depressing, it’s so cold and grey,” said the wife. “Well, it is January,” I replied… then I noticed the dead elephant lying in our front room.

Q. Why is sand on the beach yellow?
A. Because the sea weed.

Did you hear about the wheat farmer who got arrested by the police? Apparently he was a CEREAL killer.

If you condense the history of the Earth into one day.

0:00 ——————->Earth and solar system is formed.
6:00 ——————->First life appears
22:35 ——————>First dinosaurs appear
22:45 ——————>First mammals appear
23:20 ——————>Dinosaurs extinct
23:59 & 58 secs—->First modern humans appear
23:59 & 59.96 secs>Jesus is born
0:00 ——————–>Finally get to see a Justin Bieber concert