Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes, Surreal Jokes
+28 -55

Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vagina.

Mysteriously Vanish

in Surreal Jokes
+8 -36

Don’t you just hate it when your clothes mysteriously vanish and you get arrested for being half-naked in public. That’s the last time I ever wear Bermuda shorts again.

concept of ridicule

in Surreal Jokes
+9 -40

Why did the concept of ridicule cross the road? To get to the other side.

v

in Surreal Jokes
+8 -41

v
Don’t you just hate it when the ctrl key on your keyboard breaks.

Smaller

in Surreal Jokes
+12 -45

What’s red, sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby with a potato peeler.

Childs Book

in Surreal Jokes
+15 -51

If a child can read then doesn’t that make every book a child’s book?