25Jan Sound of Bacon By Art Garfbacon in Surreal Jokes +30 -50 Hello bacon my old friend. I’ve like to eat some more of you again. Because an odor softly creeping. Filled my dreams whilst I was sleeping. And the taste that was planted in my brain, still remains. Echoed within the sound of sizzling.
02Jan Depressing By stevo in Surreal Jokes +21 -41 “How depressing, it’s so cold and grey,” said the wife. “Well, it is January,” I replied… then I noticed the dead elephant lying in our front room.
24Apr Peter Pan By MichaelJ in Surreal Jokes +40 -60 What if Peter Pan and the lost boys are actually the wondering souls of abortions? That would explain Captain Hook.
09Jun Beach By Vic in Surreal Jokes +6 -27 Q. Why is sand on the beach yellow? A. Because the sea weed.
30Apr Wheat Farmer By Dan in Surreal Jokes +10 -31 Did you hear about the wheat farmer who got arrested by the police? Apparently he was a CEREAL killer.
29Mar Apple Head By Jeffrey in Surreal Jokes +8 -31 Q. What’s the difference between an apple and a decapitated head? A. I don’t come all over an apple before eating it.