Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Egg Cooking Advice

in Surreal Jokes
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Instead of wasting money on costly egg timers simply boil your egg to perfection by getting in your car and driving at 60 mph for exactly 3 miles. When you reach the 3 mile mark call your wife and tell her to take it out the pan.

Pizza Hut

in Surreal Jokes
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A pizza is like a pie chart that shows you how much pizza you have left. This is why a lot of mathematicians work at Pizza Hut.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes, Surreal Jokes
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Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vagina.

Mysteriously Vanish

in Surreal Jokes
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Don’t you just hate it when your clothes mysteriously vanish and you get arrested for being half-naked in public. That’s the last time I ever wear Bermuda shorts again.

concept of ridicule

in Surreal Jokes
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Why did the concept of ridicule cross the road? To get to the other side.

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in Surreal Jokes
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Don’t you just hate it when the ctrl key on your keyboard breaks.