Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Sound of Bacon

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Hello bacon my old friend.
I’ve like to eat some more of you again.
Because an odor softly creeping.
Filled my dreams whilst I was sleeping.
And the taste that was planted in my brain, still remains.
Echoed within the sound of sizzling.

Depressing

in Surreal Jokes
+21 -41

“How depressing, it’s so cold and grey,” said the wife. “Well, it is January,” I replied… then I noticed the dead elephant lying in our front room.

Peter Pan

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+40 -60

What if Peter Pan and the lost boys are actually the wondering souls of abortions?

That would explain Captain Hook.

Beach

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Q. Why is sand on the beach yellow?
A. Because the sea weed.

Wheat Farmer

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+10 -31

Did you hear about the wheat farmer who got arrested by the police? Apparently he was a CEREAL killer.

Apple Head

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Q. What’s the difference between an apple and a decapitated head?
A. I don’t come all over an apple before eating it.