Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Q. What’s worse than seeing a baby in a dustbin?
A. Finding a baby in 2 dustbins.

I came out of a human because somebody came in a human.

My girlfriend was tragically killed by a goat last week which is ironic because her star sign is Leo.

Q. Why did Peter’s house burn down?
A. Because his surname was ‘File’.

Teacher: Humans have over 206 bones inside them.
Student: But sir is my consciousness not inside my brain?
Teacher: Yes it is.
Student: So I think you’ll find I’m actually inside the bone.

What do you call a pencil that can take a crap? A number 2 pencil.