Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Jul

Star Sign

By Dave

in Surreal Jokes

+5 -23

My girlfriend was tragically killed by a goat last week which is ironic because her star sign is Leo.

Feb

Peters house

By Peter

in Surreal Jokes

+1 -19

Q. Why did Peter’s house burn down?
A. Because his surname was ‘File’.

Jun

Discarded Coin

By Dave

in Animal Jokes, Surreal Jokes

+23 -41

Most people think that when you find a discarded coin in your house it got there by accident but I actually think it was brought there by spiders trying to pay you rent.

Nov

Baby Bin

By Russ

in Surreal Jokes

+9 -27

Q. What’s worse than seeing a baby in a dustbin?
A. Finding a baby in 2 dustbins.

May

Stoner Science Class

By George

in Surreal Jokes

+9 -28

Teacher: Humans have over 206 bones inside them.
Student: But sir is my consciousness not inside my brain?
Teacher: Yes it is.
Student: So I think you’ll find I’m actually inside the bone.

Feb

Pencil humor

By Jeffrey lorenger

in Surreal Jokes

+11 -30

What do you call a pencil that can take a crap? A number 2 pencil.