Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Discarded Coin

in Animal Jokes, Surreal Jokes
+18 -37

Most people think that when you find a discarded coin in your house it got there by accident but I actually think it was brought there by spiders trying to pay you rent.

Wheat Farmer

in Surreal Jokes
+9 -28

Did you hear about the wheat farmer who got arrested by the police? Apparently he was a CEREAL killer.

Peter Pan

in Surreal Jokes
+35 -54

What if Peter Pan and the lost boys are actually the wondering souls of abortions?

That would explain Captain Hook.

Baby Bin

in Surreal Jokes
+6 -25

Q. What’s worse than seeing a baby in a dustbin?
A. Finding a baby in 2 dustbins.

Sound of Bacon

in Surreal Jokes
+27 -47

Hello bacon my old friend.
I’ve like to eat some more of you again.
Because an odor softly creeping.
Filled my dreams whilst I was sleeping.
And the taste that was planted in my brain, still remains.
Echoed within the sound of sizzling.


in Surreal Jokes
+13 -33

“How depressing, it’s so cold and grey,” said the wife. “Well, it is January,” I replied… then I noticed the dead elephant lying in our front room.