Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Don’t you just hate it when your clothes mysteriously vanish and you get arrested for being half-naked in public. That’s the last time I ever wear Bermuda shorts again.

What’s red, sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby with a potato peeler.

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Don’t you just hate it when the ctrl key on your keyboard breaks.

If a child can read then doesn’t that make every book a child’s book?

Why did the concept of ridicule cross the road? To get to the other side.

I had a dream this morning that I was floating on a giant mushroom but when I woke up I was shocked to discover that I’d actually crashed into a nursery.