Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Star Sign

in Surreal Jokes
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My girlfriend was tragically killed by a goat last week which is ironic because her star sign is Leo.

Toy Story

in Surreal Jokes
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Do the toys in Toy Story bury their dead or do they just have to watch the kids play with dead toy corpses?

Peter Pan

in Surreal Jokes
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What if Peter Pan and the lost boys are actually the wondering souls of abortions?

That would explain Captain Hook.

Baby Bin

in Surreal Jokes
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Q. What’s worse than seeing a baby in a dustbin?
A. Finding a baby in 2 dustbins.

Discarded Coin

in Animal Jokes, Surreal Jokes
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Most people think that when you find a discarded coin in your house it got there by accident but I actually think it was brought there by spiders trying to pay you rent.

Sound of Bacon

in Surreal Jokes
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Hello bacon my old friend.
I’ve like to eat some more of you again.
Because an odor softly creeping.
Filled my dreams whilst I was sleeping.
And the taste that was planted in my brain, still remains.
Echoed within the sound of sizzling.