18Apr Toy Story By Woody in Surreal Jokes +48 -63 Do the toys in Toy Story bury their dead or do they just have to watch the kids play with dead toy corpses?
13Dec New Car By AVW2 in Surreal Jokes +12 -27 Did you hear about the new car that’s been release in Portugal? It can fit a small child in the boot. It’s called the Renault McCann
28May Ghosts By Dave in Surreal Jokes +24 -40 I’ll never forget my 1st week as a detective, it was terrifying. I kept seeing ghosts at every crime scene but then I found out they actually use white blankets to cover the dead.
20Nov TV Show By MarkA in Surreal Jokes +14 -31 What if life is a reality tv show created by aliens and the winner is the person who gets the most guests to go to their funeral.
18Jul Star Sign By Das21 in Surreal Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +13 -30 My wife’s star sign was cancer and it’s quite ironic how she died really… She was killed by an angry goat.
15Mar Human By SteveB in Surreal Jokes +23 -41 I came out of a human because somebody came in a human.