Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Apple Head

in Surreal Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between an apple and a decapitated head?
A. I don’t come all over an apple before eating it.

Peter Pan

in Surreal Jokes
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What if Peter Pan and the lost boys are actually the wondering souls of abortions?

That would explain Captain Hook.

Wheat Farmer

in Surreal Jokes
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Did you hear about the wheat farmer who got arrested by the police? Apparently he was a CEREAL killer.

Discarded Coin

in Animal Jokes, Surreal Jokes
+12 -30

Most people think that when you find a discarded coin in your house it got there by accident but I actually think it was brought there by spiders trying to pay you rent.


in Surreal Jokes
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Been shittin bricks for the past few days. I accidentally swallowed some Lego over Christmas.

concept of ridicule

in Surreal Jokes
+7 -28

Why did the concept of ridicule cross the road? To get to the other side.