Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Pizza Hut

in Surreal Jokes
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A pizza is like a pie chart that shows you how much pizza you have left. This is why a lot of mathematicians work at Pizza Hut.

Sound of Bacon

in Surreal Jokes
+19 -41

Hello bacon my old friend.
I’ve like to eat some more of you again.
Because an odor softly creeping.
Filled my dreams whilst I was sleeping.
And the taste that was planted in my brain, still remains.
Echoed within the sound of sizzling.

Mysteriously Vanish

in Surreal Jokes
+8 -34

Don’t you just hate it when your clothes mysteriously vanish and you get arrested for being half-naked in public. That’s the last time I ever wear Bermuda shorts again.

Smaller

in Surreal Jokes
+12 -40

What’s red, sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby with a potato peeler.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes, Surreal Jokes
+24 -52

Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vagina.

Childs Book

in Surreal Jokes
+13 -44

If a child can read then doesn’t that make every book a child’s book?