Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Star Sign

in Surreal Jokes
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My girlfriend was tragically killed by a goat last week which is ironic because her star sign is Leo.

Toy Story

in Surreal Jokes
+44 -60

Do the toys in Toy Story bury their dead or do they just have to watch the kids play with dead toy corpses?

Wheat Farmer

in Surreal Jokes
+9 -26

Did you hear about the wheat farmer who got arrested by the police? Apparently he was a CEREAL killer.

Peter Pan

in Surreal Jokes
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What if Peter Pan and the lost boys are actually the wondering souls of abortions?

That would explain Captain Hook.

Apple Head

in Surreal Jokes
+7 -24

Q. What’s the difference between an apple and a decapitated head?
A. I don’t come all over an apple before eating it.

Discarded Coin

in Animal Jokes, Surreal Jokes
+13 -32

Most people think that when you find a discarded coin in your house it got there by accident but I actually think it was brought there by spiders trying to pay you rent.