Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Pizza Hut

in Surreal Jokes
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A pizza is like a pie chart that shows you how much pizza you have left. This is why a lot of mathematicians work at Pizza Hut.

Mysteriously Vanish

in Surreal Jokes
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Don’t you just hate it when your clothes mysteriously vanish and you get arrested for being half-naked in public. That’s the last time I ever wear Bermuda shorts again.

Smaller

in Surreal Jokes
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What’s red, sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby with a potato peeler.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes, Surreal Jokes
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Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vagina.

Childs Book

in Surreal Jokes
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If a child can read then doesn’t that make every book a child’s book?

Giant Mushroom

in Surreal Jokes
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I had a dream this morning that I was floating on a giant mushroom but when I woke up I was shocked to discover that I’d actually crashed into a nursery.