Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Lie Detector

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I took a lie dectector test today, actually I didn’t really that was a lie.

Library

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Did you hear about the police raid of a library in Bucharest?

Monsanto

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Monsanto have just released a new genetically modified insect to help with weight loss. It’s a mosquito but instead of sucking blood it sucks out fat.

Free Tattoo

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Got a free tattoo on my arm yesterday. All I had to do was accidentally pour boiling water on myself.

The Surfer

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Surfer 1: I love surfing!
Surfer 2: I thought you’re afraid of surfing!
Surfer 1: The Internet, that is!

Coconut Shampoo

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Anyone want some coconut shampoo? I bought some the other day but I don’t have any coconuts.