Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

concept of ridicule

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Why did the concept of ridicule cross the road? To get to the other side.

Wheat Farmer

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Did you hear about the wheat farmer who got arrested by the police? Apparently he was a CEREAL killer.

Bricks

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Been shittin bricks for the past few days. I accidentally swallowed some Lego over Christmas.

Pizza Hut

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A pizza is like a pie chart that shows you how much pizza you have left. This is why a lot of mathematicians work at Pizza Hut.

Sound of Bacon

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Hello bacon my old friend.
I’ve like to eat some more of you again.
Because an odor softly creeping.
Filled my dreams whilst I was sleeping.
And the taste that was planted in my brain, still remains.
Echoed within the sound of sizzling.

Mysteriously Vanish

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Don’t you just hate it when your clothes mysteriously vanish and you get arrested for being half-naked in public. That’s the last time I ever wear Bermuda shorts again.