Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes, Surreal Jokes
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Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vagina.

Giant Mushroom

in Surreal Jokes
+4 -61

I had a dream this morning that I was floating on a giant mushroom but when I woke up I was shocked to discover that I’d actually crashed into a nursery.