Best Funny Surreal Jokes

I think my friend Steve is gay but i’m not sure, I can never remember names.

Spent the whole of last night sitting in bed thinking about the sun and where it comes from …. and then it dawned on me.

We only have 2 minutes left before we die… but every time you breath it resets the clock.

Me and my sister got thrown out of our hotel room the other night after going to an Aromatherapy Conference in New York. Apparently the hotel has strict rules against incense.

Got a new job today following in my fathers footsteps… I’ve become a minesweeper.

In the 1990s if you photographed your breakfast, developed the photo and then showed it to all your friends people would think you were a mental c*nt!