19Jun The Sun By Dave in Surreal Jokes +34 -45 Spent the whole of last night sitting in bed thinking about the sun and where it comes from …. and then it dawned on me.
17Mar Imminent Death By DaveB in Surreal Jokes +27 -38 We only have 2 minutes left before we die… but every time you breath it resets the clock.
25Mar Aromatherapy Conference By DaveB in Surreal Jokes +7 -18 Me and my sister got thrown out of our hotel room the other night after going to an Aromatherapy Conference in New York. Apparently the hotel has strict rules against incense.
14Sep Hurricanes By Dave in Surreal Jokes +17 -28 Why do butterflies always get blamed for hurricanes? I personally think it’s all these fidget spinners.
28Apr Fathers Footsteps By ChrisC in Surreal Jokes +8 -20 Got a new job today following in my fathers footsteps… I’ve become a minesweeper.
17Jul Mental By Dannw in Surreal Jokes +12 -24 In the 1990s if you photographed your breakfast, developed the photo and then showed it to all your friends people would think you were a mental c*nt!