30May Knife Fight By DonaldT in Relationship Jokes +15 -47 If you ever get into a knife fight with a girl bring some bread and mayo. They can’t resist making sandwiches.
28May Coma By Petes75 in Relationship Jokes +23 -55 Granddad finally came out of a coma last night. He’s now dead.
10Oct Pinocchio By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +11 -44 My wife’s a bit like Pinocchio. Every time she tells me lies, her nose swells up.
29Mar Dead Wife By Stevo in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +16 -50 My first wife who I met in Thailand died 3 years ago today. Testicular cancer is a brutal disease.
30Apr Love Chocolate By Georgio in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +43 -79 My ex-wife used to love chocolate. I think that’s one of the reasons why she ran off with a Jamaican man.
13Jul Muggy By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +8 -45 The following conversation took place between a husband and wife. Husband: It’s a bit muggy tonight my love. Wife: If you’ve put all our mugs in the garden again I’m gonna divorce you. Husband: *Drinks a sip of tea from plant pot.*