01Sep Facebook Message By Don Juan in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes +320 -156 My girlfriend just sent me a Facebook message saying: “helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative” Does anybody know what ‘ternative’ means?
19Dec Diamonds By ChrisP in Relationship Jokes +194 -36 Girlfriend just told me she doesn’t care what she gets for Christmas as long as it has diamonds in it. A pack of playing cards it is then.
31Jul Lip Balm By Allan in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +183 -46 Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She’s still not talking to me.
03Oct Lottery Win By Steve in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +180 -52 The following conversation took place between a wife and husband after a lottery win. Husband: If I won the lottery what would you do? Wife: I’d divorce you and take half the money. Husband: Ok, well I just won $10, here’s $5 now f*ck off!!
27Jun Ex-Wife By Ant in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +204 -91 I’ve spent the last 3 years looking for my ex-wife’s killer… Still can’t find anyone to do it.
03Jun Fridge By SteveG in Relationship Jokes +154 -50 My wife left a note on the fridge this morning saying “This is not working​, goodbye”. Just opened the fridge and it’s working fine, very strange!