Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Facebook Message

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My girlfriend just sent me a Facebook message saying:


Does anybody know what ‘ternative’ means?


in Relationship Jokes
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Girlfriend just told me she doesn’t care what she gets for Christmas as long as it has diamonds in it.

A pack of playing cards it is then.

Lip Balm

in Relationship Jokes
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Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She’s still not talking to me.

Lottery Win

in Relationship Jokes
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The following conversation took place between a wife and husband after a lottery win.

Husband: If I won the lottery what would you do?
Wife: I’d divorce you and take half the money.
Husband: Ok, well I just won $10, here’s $5 now f*ck off!!


in Relationship Jokes
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I’ve spent the last 3 years looking for my ex-wife’s killer… Still can’t find anyone to do it.


in Relationship Jokes
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My wife left a note on the fridge this morning saying “This is not working​, goodbye”. Just opened the fridge and it’s working fine, very strange!