Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Political Acting

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What’s the difference between an actor and a politician? An actor has better script writers with more believable story-lines.

Police

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The police say they burn all the weed they confiscate.

That would explain the doughnuts.

Old Clothes

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Just read in the newspaper that lots of Americans have been sending their old clothes to the poor in Africa.

Wast of time in my opinion. I’ve never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

Food Banks

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It looks like food banks are just as corrupt as normal banks. I deposited a pack of biscuits at my food bank last week and when I went to collect them today they told me they had gone.

Careers Guidance

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Getting career advice from someone who works as a careers guidance counselor is like getting fashion advice from a homeless person.

Danger To Society

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Why is it that people who own guns are considered a danger to society but it’s perfectly acceptable for someone to own a meat clever and a human-sized freezer?