Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Greatest President

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Q. Why is President Clinton the greatest president of all time?
A. Because he was always HARD at work.

Police

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The police say they burn all the weed they confiscate.

That would explain the doughnuts.

Survived

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Shit I’ve survived:

Mad Cow Disease ✓
HIV Aids ✓
Sars ✓
Bird Flu ✓
Swine Flu ✓
Ebola ✓
Coronavirus (pending)

Angry Birds

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The government has recently been heavily criticized for spying on people who are playing on Angry Birds. In their defense people who hate pigs have been involved in a lot of terrorist incidents in recent years.

Political Acting

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What’s the difference between an actor and a politician? An actor has better script writers with more believable story-lines.

Danger To Society

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Why is it that people who own guns are considered a danger to society but it’s perfectly acceptable for someone to own a meat clever and a human-sized freezer?