Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

3 Step Covid Test

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1. Pour a glass of wine
2. If you can smell it you don’t have Covid
3. If you can taste it you don’t have Covid

Repeat 15 times just be to sure.

Survived

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Shit I’ve survived:

Mad Cow Disease ✓
HIV Aids ✓
Sars ✓
Bird Flu ✓
Swine Flu ✓
Ebola ✓
Coronavirus (pending)

Police

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The police say they burn all the weed they confiscate.

That would explain the doughnuts.

Skinny Fat

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I’m fat but I’ve decided to identify as skinny.

I’m trans-slender.

Chernobyl Disaster

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Twenty-six years after the Chernobyl disaster, and am I the only one that’s disappointed? Still no superheroes. 

Political Acting

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What’s the difference between an actor and a politician? An actor has better script writers with more believable story-lines.