Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Censorship

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+38 -18

At the rate we’re going people are gonna start banning shampoo so bald people don’t get offended.

Police

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+31 -13

The police say they burn all the weed they confiscate.

That would explain the doughnuts.

Survived

in Political Jokes
+46 -29

Shit I’ve survived:

Mad Cow Disease ✓
HIV Aids ✓
Sars ✓
Bird Flu ✓
Swine Flu ✓
Ebola ✓
Coronavirus (pending)

Obama Bar

in Political Jokes
+113 -96

An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist go into a bar.

The bartender asks,

“What can I get for you President Obama?”

Skinny Fat

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+34 -17

I’m fat but I’ve decided to identify as skinny.

I’m trans-slender.

Covid Joke

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+41 -24

I’d tell you a Covid joke but there’s a 99.696% chance you won’t get it.