Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Greatest President

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Q. Why is President Clinton the greatest president of all time?
A. Because he was always HARD at work.

3 Step Covid Test

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1. Pour a glass of wine
2. If you can smell it you don’t have Covid
3. If you can taste it you don’t have Covid

Repeat 15 times just be to sure.

Police

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The police say they burn all the weed they confiscate.

That would explain the doughnuts.

Chernobyl Disaster

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Twenty-six years after the Chernobyl disaster, and am I the only one that’s disappointed? Still no superheroes. 

Skinny Fat

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I’m fat but I’ve decided to identify as skinny.

I’m trans-slender.

Political Acting

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What’s the difference between an actor and a politician? An actor has better script writers with more believable story-lines.