Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

3 Step Covid Test

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1. Pour a glass of wine
2. If you can smell it you don’t have Covid
3. If you can taste it you don’t have Covid

Repeat 15 times just be to sure.

Chernobyl Disaster

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Twenty-six years after the Chernobyl disaster, and am I the only one that’s disappointed? Still no superheroes. 

Drug Dealers

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Why do people always assume drug dealers are dangerous people who carry guns? Fedex drivers are perfectly respectable people and they deliver drugs all the time.

Birthdays

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Scientists have recently discovered that having birthdays is good for your health. The more birthdays you have the longer you live.

Democracy

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Democracy: Where any two idiots can outvote a genius.

Airport Security

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Just had the following conversation at the airport

Security: Do you mind if we search your luggage?
Me: It depends, what are you looking for?
Security: Drugs
Me: Well in that case, no!