Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Racist Attacker

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Read in the newspaper today that the police are looking for a racist attacker. I called them up to ask how much money they were offering but apparently it wasn’t a job advertisement.

Obama Bar

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An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist go into a bar.

The bartender asks,

“What can I get for you President Obama?”

Computer Game

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Q. What was Adolf Hilter’s favorite computer game?
A. Mein Kraft

Chernobyl Disaster

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Twenty-six years after the Chernobyl disaster, and am I the only one that’s disappointed? Still no superheroes. 

Senses

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If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced.
This is why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

Old Clothes

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Just read in the newspaper that lots of Americans have been sending their old clothes to the poor in Africa.

Wast of time in my opinion. I’ve never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.