Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

iPhone

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Think there’s a problem with my iPhone. The battery dies quicker than a black guy in the back of a police van.

Computer Game

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Q. What was Adolf Hilter’s favorite computer game?
A. Mein Kraft

Obama Bar

in Political Jokes
+95 -76

An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist go into a bar.

The bartender asks,

“What can I get for you President Obama?”

Chernobyl Disaster

in Political Jokes
+45 -27

Twenty-six years after the Chernobyl disaster, and am I the only one that’s disappointed? Still no superheroes. 

Greatest President

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Q. Why is President Clinton the greatest president of all time?
A. Because he was always HARD at work.

Police

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The police say they burn all the weed they confiscate.

That would explain the doughnuts.