Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Computer Game

in Political Jokes
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Q. What was Adolf Hilter’s favorite computer game?
A. Mein Kraft

iPhone

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
+94 -80

Think there’s a problem with my iPhone. The battery dies quicker than a black guy in the back of a police van.

Angry Birds

in Political Jokes
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The government has recently been heavily criticized for spying on people who are playing on Angry Birds. In their defense people who hate pigs have been involved in a lot of terrorist incidents in recent years.

Greatest President

in Political Jokes
+38 -24

Q. Why is President Clinton the greatest president of all time?
A. Because he was always HARD at work.

Racist Attacker

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
+106 -94

Read in the newspaper today that the police are looking for a racist attacker. I called them up to ask how much money they were offering but apparently it wasn’t a job advertisement.

Political Acting

in Political Jokes
+26 -14

What’s the difference between an actor and a politician? An actor has better script writers with more believable story-lines.