Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Obama Bar

in Political Jokes
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An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist go into a bar.

The bartender asks,

“What can I get for you President Obama?”

Conflicts

in General Jokes, Political Jokes
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My psychiatrist recently told me I should stop avoiding conflicts so I’ve just booked a holiday to Syria.

Senses

in Political Jokes
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If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced.
This is why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

Computer Game

in Political Jokes
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Q. What was Adolf Hilter’s favorite computer game?
A. Mein Kraft

Old Clothes

in Political Jokes
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Just read in the newspaper that lots of Americans have been sending their old clothes to the poor in Africa.

Wast of time in my opinion. I’ve never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

Greatest President

in Political Jokes
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Q. Why is President Clinton the greatest president of all time?
A. Because he was always HARD at work.