Best Funny Political Jokes

This year has seen the coldest winter since records began for countries in the northern hemisphere. It’s been so cold that numerous politicians have actually been seen with their hands in their own pockets.

Q. What’s the difference between a flying pig and a politician?
A. The letter F.

The health service in this country is a disgrace. My doctor told me to run 3 miles a day for a month. I’m now completely lost and 90 miles away from home.

Did you know that a group of baboons is called a congress…

Well that explain it all now doesn’t it