Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

May

Saudi Prince

By Ted44

Tags: Muslim Jokes

+262 -201

A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.

Oct

Flying Pig

By TonyB

in Political Jokes

+97 -53

Q. What’s the difference between a flying pig and a politician?
A. The letter F.

Jul

Health Service

By Frank

in Political Jokes

+67 -35

The health service in this country is a disgrace. My doctor told me to run 3 miles a day for a month. I’m now completely lost and 90 miles away from home.

Dec

Congress

By joey

in Political Jokes

+59 -28

Did you know that a group of baboons is called a congress…

Well that explain it all now doesn’t it

May

Chernobyl Disaster

By The Judge

in Political Jokes

+45 -22

Twenty-six years after the Chernobyl disaster, and am I the only one that’s disappointed? Still no superheroes.

Sep

Conflicts

By AlexH

in General Jokes, Political Jokes

+65 -45

My psychiatrist recently told me I should stop avoiding conflicts so I’ve just booked a holiday to Syria.