Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Feb

Coldest Winter

By Sam

in Political Jokes

+139 -52

This year has seen the coldest winter since records began for countries in the northern hemisphere. It’s been so cold that numerous politicians have actually been seen with their hands in their own pockets.

Oct

Flying Pig

By TonyB

in Political Jokes

+109 -56

Q. What’s the difference between a flying pig and a politician?
A. The letter F.

Jul

Health Service

By Frank

in Political Jokes

+76 -36

The health service in this country is a disgrace. My doctor told me to run 3 miles a day for a month. I’m now completely lost and 90 miles away from home.

Dec

Congress

By joey

in Political Jokes

+64 -30

Did you know that a group of baboons is called a congress…

Well that explain it all now doesn’t it

Sep

Conflicts

By AlexH

in General Jokes, Political Jokes

+73 -48

My psychiatrist recently told me I should stop avoiding conflicts so I’ve just booked a holiday to Syria.

Dec

Racist Attacker

By KevinB

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes

+122 -98

Read in the newspaper today that the police are looking for a racist attacker. I called them up to ask how much money they were offering but apparently it wasn’t a job advertisement.