Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Flying Pig

in Political Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between a flying pig and a politician?
A. The letter F.

Health Service

in Political Jokes
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The health service in this country is a disgrace. My doctor told me to run 3 miles a day for a month. I’m now completely lost and 90 miles away from home.

Congress

in Political Jokes
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Did you know that a group of baboons is called a congress…

Well that explain it all now doesn’t it

Chernobyl Disaster

in Political Jokes
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Twenty-six years after the Chernobyl disaster, and am I the only one that’s disappointed? Still no superheroes. 

Conflicts

in General Jokes, Political Jokes
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My psychiatrist recently told me I should stop avoiding conflicts so I’ve just booked a holiday to Syria.