Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Covid Joke

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I’d tell you a Covid joke but there’s a 99.696% chance you won’t get it.

Bank Loan

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If you get a bank loan you pay for it for 30 years.
If you rob a bank you get out after 10 years.
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Political Acting

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What’s the difference between an actor and a politician? An actor has better script writers with more believable story-lines.

Greatest President

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Q. Why is President Clinton the greatest president of all time?
A. Because he was always HARD at work.

Health Care

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Thinking the government is concerned about your health is like thinking a stripper likes you.

Airline Pilot

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Getting a job as an airline pilot is really difficult, especially if your name is Mr G. Hadd.