Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Careers Guidance

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Getting career advice from someone who works as a careers guidance counselor is like getting fashion advice from a homeless person.

School Results

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Schools have come under pressure recently as large numbers of students have been getting bad exam results. On the plus side pregnancy test results are at an all-time high.

Airline Pilot

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Getting a job as an airline pilot is really difficult, especially if your name is Mr G. Hadd.

Drug Dealers

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Why do people always assume drug dealers are dangerous people who carry guns? Fedex drivers are perfectly respectable people and they deliver drugs all the time.

Senses

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If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced.
This is why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

America Presidential Slogan

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Ban pre-shredded cheese…. Make America grate again!!