Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Bank Loan

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If you get a bank loan you pay for it for 30 years.
If you rob a bank you get out after 10 years.
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Obama Bar

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An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist go into a bar.

The bartender asks,

“What can I get for you President Obama?”

Political Acting

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What’s the difference between an actor and a politician? An actor has better script writers with more believable story-lines.

Health Care

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Thinking the government is concerned about your health is like thinking a stripper likes you.

Greatest President

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Q. Why is President Clinton the greatest president of all time?
A. Because he was always HARD at work.

Chernobyl Disaster

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Twenty-six years after the Chernobyl disaster, and am I the only one that’s disappointed? Still no superheroes.