Best Funny Political Jokes

I’m fat but I’ve decided to identify as skinny.

I’m trans-slender.

If you get a bank loan you pay for it for 30 years.
If you rob a bank you get out after 10 years.
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What’s the difference between an actor and a politician? An actor has better script writers with more believable story-lines.

Thinking the government is concerned about your health is like thinking a stripper likes you.

Q. Why is President Clinton the greatest president of all time?
A. Because he was always HARD at work.

Getting a job as an airline pilot is really difficult, especially if your name is Mr G. Hadd.