Best Funny Political Jokes

Saw a female police officer stripping last night at a club.

I had no idea the recession had hit the police force this hard!

What’s brown and sticky?

Barack Obama after a wank.

What’s the difference between an Afghan hospital and an Al Qaeda training camp?

I don’t know I just fly the drone.

When booking holidays online this summer remember that when it comes to hotels star ratings mean nothing. I went to this terrible hotel last year that apparently had the biggest collection of stars in the world, it was called Auschwitz.

If Hilary wins the election I wonder if she’ll keep the same desk that Monica used to go under.