Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Elections

in Political Jokes
+21 -54

Q. What’s the worst thing about elections?

A. There’s always some cunt who wins.

Islamic Terrorist

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+24 -57

Did you hear about the Islamic terrorist who was arrested in Liverpool the other day?

His name was Ayaluf Roh-Bin Kaahs.

Difference

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
+53 -86

Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.

Respek

in Political Jokes
+8 -44

Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.

Black Friday Sale

in Political Jokes
+7 -43

Hurry, 100% discount at your local shopping mall!! While stocks last!!

Cow

in Political Jokes
+20 -57

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans can’t milk a cow for 16 years.