Best Funny Political Jokes

Fat lives matter as well you know. Please open the Goddamn buffet!

Government recently announced it is going to expand the war on terror to theme parks by making haunted houses illegal.

Q. How do you make apple crumble?

A. Release photos of children being beaten inside Chinese iPhone factories.

I’ll never forgot 9/11, it was a terrible day but sometimes beautiful surpises can bloom from tragic seeds. For example, my house actually climbed 2 places in the list of world’s tallest buildings.

The level of pollution in the world today is becoming unbearable. I feel ashamed to be human. Only the other day I opened a can of sardines to find it was full of oil and all the fish were dead.

Al Qaeda made a huge mistake knocking down both Twin Towers. Just think how embarrassing it would be only having one Twin Tower.