Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Jul

Shower

By IanC

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes

+21 -49

I’ve decided I’m never going to jack off in the shower ever again.

Just been informed by the police that I’ve now been given a lifetime ban from the Auschwitz Museum.

Oct

Cigarette

By Chris

in Political Jokes

+18 -47

Just been given a fine by the police. I normally love having a cigarette after sex but apparently its illegal now to smoke with a 16 year old in the car.

Apr

Asda Delivery

By Dave

in Political Jokes

Tags: Virus jokes

+14 -44

Finally got an Asda delivery slot for my shopping. I’ve ordered Turkey, sprouts and some Christmas crackers.

Oct

Recycle

By Stevo88

in Political Jokes

+18 -48

I heard on the radio today that the average person only recycles 3 bottles of wine per year! How dare you? Every week I recycle dozens of wine bottles and beer cans. Come on people!!! I can’t fix global warming by myself.

Nov

Abortion

By Carl

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes

+36 -66

If Catholics are really against abortion then why do they hate gay people? Gay people never have abortions.

Mar

UK School

By Brian

in Political Jokes

+6 -38

I is very proud dat I went 2 school in da UK. I fink out of all 17 countries in da world UK is da best.